I'm a sucker

Hi, my name is Josh and I am a twenty four-year-old construction worker. I ran across ---- profile on an online dating site. I was attracted to her because she wrote, ''I am a beautiful older woman into meaningless animal sex... nothing more, nothing less.'' She sent me a picture of herself, and I thought ''Wow. That's my dream girl.'' She looked like Lara Croft from Tomb Raider, only taller and bigger, especially in certain places if you know what I mean. Anyways, after exchanging a couple of hot and heavy emails with her, we agreed to exchange phone numbers. I was so turned on by her deep, sexy voice, I was ready to ask her for phone sex. She convinced me to meet me at this bar, called the Barn, and when she turned up, I thought ''Wow, what a bombshell'', except I did think she really was laying on the make up a little thick. Then she introduced me to all her girlfriends, who were as gorgeous as her, but then I started noticing little things... like the way they were drinking scotch and shots, and were really sexually aggressive for women... pinching my butt and that sort of thing. The whole illusion was blown when ---- got up onstage and started singing ''The Man Who Got Away'' in this deep voice, that I realized belonged to a man. ''What's wrong honey!'' she yelled at me as I ran away. ''Afraid of a little rough trade!'' I had almost had sex with a drag queen? I can't believe I fell for it, and I'm still not so sure I should have gone for it!

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